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Enough with the Britney crap ... time to focus on another teen-pop-drug-addict ... Lindsay Lohan!

Yup, you heard it right ... a combination of a half-naked girl and footballs. Perfect for your next tailgate!

This kid has some insane basketball shots ... especially the one over the lightpole from about 20 feet away. Crazy!

Here's is Britney's crappy performance from last night's MTV VMAs ... thanks to Egotastic for getting this clip for us.

Last night you looked like complete crap on the stage ... what happened to the good old days like these videos?

Leave it to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock to liven up another disappointing MTV VMAs. The two got into a shoving match during the VMAs which resulted in both...

Here's an exclusive MTV clip of Britney rehearsing for tonight's MTV VMAs ... her abs are looking amazing!

This is a brilliant idea to play on drunk and stupid people. The last fews hits looked really painful.

This is why youre supposed to have a spotter, fool.

With Britney Spears attempting her comeback tonight at the MTV VMAs I thought I'd remind everyone of her hotter days ... enjoy!