09.12.2007 SARAH SILVERMAN IS MAGIC


TMZ caught up with Hayden Panettiere at LAX and when they asked her about Britneys VMA performance and specifically if Sarah Silvermans Britney jokes were too rough, bam, Sarah Silverman walks right up. Apparently there's some special terminal for movie stars and hilarious comedians. I clearly don't get sent to that one. I do however get the one where foreigners scream at me like they're some kind of sea monster as I try to get to my gate. And I'm not gonna lie to you, that one is pretty nice too. It's relaxing. 
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09/12/2007 11:10
RonDogg says
First for the Jew Lady!
 
09/12/2007 11:14
jews are pretty funny, especially when you give them a sandwich and secretly slip in a little bacon.
 
09/12/2007 11:16
RonDogg says

And the only thing worthwhile that Silverman EVER did was Greg The Bunny.

 

Truth.

 
09/12/2007 11:16
bryce says
I (please don't flame) watched the start of it last night on MTV (purely to see the first 5 mins I swear!). They tried real hard to edit the Britney thing but you could still see her stumbling around and people laughing at her. Sarah's bit was shit, but the worst thing is they cut her 'mistakes' remark from broadcast! WTF? Can't we even trust MTV to give us the straight skinny any more? For Shame.
 
09/12/2007 11:16
HP's hair reminds me of my Uncle Jerri. he's quirky because he spells his name with an i instead of a y. also, he can bounce on his weenee like a pogo stick. like tigger, only more mastubatory.
 
09/12/2007 11:17
what she did??? go down on a lot of Hollywood Jews. 
 
09/12/2007 11:18
Slaappy says
I waited all morning for this shit story...
 
09/12/2007 11:19
bryce says

I love that they try and feed each other to the Paps to avoid the question... Celebutard survival of the fittest.

Sorry, I ment proof of Jesus American Mid-west.

 
09/12/2007 11:20
Slaappy says
Panerrabread is a midget
 
09/12/2007 11:21
yeah, the teamwork those two employed to get the pap off their backs was funny.  hayden is turnig out to be cooler and cooler everytime i hear/see anything new about her.  Her being legal now is doing wonders, too.
 
09/12/2007 11:22
not sure if i would call sarah silverman a celebrity, well maybe as much as say britney's sister or pappa lohan.  pretty sad thats the best they could get for a jew comedian
 
09/12/2007 11:22
Sarah Silverman is only mildly attractive..but people lose their shit over her.  why?  because she's racist and acts like a guy?  try beautiful scenic south carolina.  you'll find plenty of incredibly hot, incredibly racist tomboy bitches there.
 
09/12/2007 11:22
With the thousands of celebrities in the world, surely SOMEONE has to being doing something newsworthy, unlike these two nonentities.
 
09/12/2007 11:22
spinner! as in on your cock. on top of you. reverse/forward/reverse/forwar cowgirl. 
 
09/12/2007 11:23
Really Horocrux? I'm so there. 
 
09/12/2007 11:24
That's a slit sammich I'd love to be the meat for.
 
09/12/2007 11:24
well that was disappointing but i did find something cool on youtube. i am computer retarded so i can't put the link on here so just go there and  put 'cops storm troopers' in the search its like 10 minutes ling but better than the shit we just watched!
 
09/12/2007 11:25
forgot the last d. 
 
09/12/2007 11:25
Technically wouldn't reverse cowgirl mean COWBOY!?
 
09/12/2007 11:26
ling is my special word i invented, meaning-- not very long
 
09/12/2007 11:26
go red sox
 
09/12/2007 11:27
goes to show (once again) that the jews are everywhere.
 
09/12/2007 11:27
Wow...Sarah Silverman just appeared out of the blue like that Japanese dude on that TV show about saving a cheerleader or something...what's that show called?
 
09/12/2007 11:28

Yes - there is a special celebrity terminal.  In the event of a terrorist attack, the entire terminal is lifted into the sky by trained seagulls and wafted to a Shangri-la where rivers of apple martinis flow, cocaine is served on golden platters and "all the little people" are thrown onto the fires when it gets cold.

I read about it in Popular Mechanics 

 
09/12/2007 11:29

Hayden Panettiere=August 1989 = Lustegal age

When can we expect nude cellphone pics to start appearing?

I'd hit them both... hell, I'd hit the gal in the bathrobe outfit... 

 
09/12/2007 11:30
John19 says

Mmmm...they touch at the end...

 Anybody have a link to the silverman clip at the VMAs?  haven't seen it yet.

 
09/12/2007 11:30
THIS was news? Two of the gazillion celebs that attended the VMAs happened to be in the same terminal simultaneously and were baited by TMZ? I mean, maybe ask Sarah, but Hayden? WTF did she have to do with it?
 
09/12/2007 11:31

OH MY GOD.  Both these bitches are boring.

 
09/12/2007 11:31

I liked the MILF in the white coat showing the cleavage.

Why didn't someone drop a carry-on or something so they could film her as her shirt dropped down.

I love downblouse.

Pants-are-tearing is tiny. Must be tighter than a freshwater clam.

 
09/12/2007 11:33

Strangely enough, I would kill for 5 minustes in bed with Silverman.  I would also commit genocide to any race for a week in bed with Hayden.

 
09/12/2007 11:34
Dunno who the hell Silverman is. Don't think we get her over here...
 
09/12/2007 11:35
Hayden is reportedly first on the list to play Britney in "The Roll (sic) of a Lifetime, Britney Spears: the mini series"  Sarah Silverman will be reprising the role of herself.
 
09/12/2007 11:36

Why can't "celebrities" stay in character all the time? like Stephen Colbert?

It could make these interviews more entertaining. 

 
09/12/2007 11:38
zeke123 says

Wait a second,,,,the hairy comedian got on AFTER brain dead slut?

So how the fuck did she get upset at Kosher Kunt if she hadnt done the standup yet?

 

Britney has ESP and she's will be on Heroes next season!!

 
09/12/2007 11:38

Someone needs to send Panties-are-tearing and Silverman to that terminal for Movie Stars and Hilarious comedians so they can pick up some pointers.

Though I do like the pointers they are sporting in this video.

Can videos be transferred to one's hard-drive for later spanking?

 
09/12/2007 11:41

To SOBB:

I have killed for 5 minutes in the rack with Silverman.

The body is mostly decomposed and Sarah still has not rung my dorrbell. Hmmm... maybe the bell is broken?

 
09/12/2007 11:42
SOBB:  any race in mind??
 
09/12/2007 11:42
How the fuck is this news...
 
09/12/2007 11:45

To Femmeshu (11:26):

I thought the word "ling" was already used by Tantrics to refer to a male dick (or cock for you foreigners).

I have always liked the word schlong but my ex-girlfriend says I am a schlort.

 
09/12/2007 11:45

Silverman is one of the few celebrities I don't wish death. 

And watch out when I do wish death upon you.  Just yesterday I was thinking: "God, I hate this asshole I know out in Denver, and I wish he were dead."  Then I find out he chased two burglars with a gun, tripped, and shot himself in the chest.  I'm not kidding (he's still alive, but I learned that he also has a tumor).  My powers of evil are growing exponentially.  I think it's my new avatar.  

 
09/12/2007 11:46
rv says

id fuck hayden heatedly and repeatedly.

 id just shoot silverman. that talentless whore.

 
09/12/2007 11:49

john19 you can see the part of the VMA's on sarahsilvermanonline.com

 

observer: i was just making fun of my inability to type. sorry if i offended your sex inhanced breathing practices

 
09/12/2007 11:50
Could Chris Crocker and Silverman form a comedy duet ala Abbott and Costello? (Hello creepy Faaaaaggggg) We could use the footage to torture captured prisoners. 
 
09/12/2007 11:54
there a thing on youtube that I'm trying to find with Silverman playing guitar in a nursing home.  But I can't find it.  It's that kind of her comedy that makes me like her.
 
09/12/2007 11:56
Thomas says
I just lost some respect for Sarah Silverman.  Isn't it just a bit ironic that the only people who come out and, without a prepared statement, flat-out tell you that "this person is shit" or "this person has no talent" are the ones who are busting their ass in comedy clubs or busting their ass getting to audition after audition.....once you become famous then it's all "damage control" and "watch what you say" and "oh, my words were taken out of context"; it's never "this person really is a fucking waste of life and they should go away".  If you are doing the jokes, you are meaning what you're saying.  Don't get shy when the unexpected camera gets in your face.......you sell your principles for the money.  I'd probably do it, too, but I'm not funny nor talented, and I can admit it.
 
09/12/2007 11:56
The one about telling them they will all die soon?
 
09/12/2007 11:56
That's Jeffrey Ross in the blue t-shirt. That's the guy they should have been asking. He wouldn't have held anything back.
 
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