09.12.2007 SARAH SILVERMAN IS MAGIC
TMZ caught up with Hayden Panettiere at LAX and when they asked her about Britneys VMA performance and specifically if Sarah Silvermans Britney jokes were too rough, bam, Sarah Silverman walks right up. Apparently there's some special terminal for movie stars and hilarious comedians. I clearly don't get sent to that one. I do however get the one where foreigners scream at me like they're some kind of sea monster as I try to get to my gate. And I'm not gonna lie to you, that one is pretty nice too. It's relaxing.



And the only thing worthwhile that Silverman EVER did was Greg The Bunny.
Truth.
I love that they try and feed each other to the Paps to avoid the question... Celebutard survival of the fittest.
Sorry, I ment proof of Jesus American Mid-west.
Yes - there is a special celebrity terminal. In the event of a terrorist attack, the entire terminal is lifted into the sky by trained seagulls and wafted to a Shangri-la where rivers of apple martinis flow, cocaine is served on golden platters and "all the little people" are thrown onto the fires when it gets cold.
I read about it in Popular Mechanics
Hayden Panettiere=August 1989 = Lustegal age
When can we expect nude cellphone pics to start appearing?
I'd hit them both... hell, I'd hit the gal in the bathrobe outfit...
Mmmm...they touch at the end...
Anybody have a link to the silverman clip at the VMAs? haven't seen it yet.
OH MY GOD. Both these bitches are boring.
I liked the MILF in the white coat showing the cleavage.
Why didn't someone drop a carry-on or something so they could film her as her shirt dropped down.
I love downblouse.
Pants-are-tearing is tiny. Must be tighter than a freshwater clam.
Strangely enough, I would kill for 5 minustes in bed with Silverman. I would also commit genocide to any race for a week in bed with Hayden.
Why can't "celebrities" stay in character all the time? like Stephen Colbert?
It could make these interviews
moreentertaining.Wait a second,,,,the hairy comedian got on AFTER brain dead slut?
So how the fuck did she get upset at Kosher Kunt if she hadnt done the standup yet?
Britney has ESP and she's will be on Heroes next season!!
Someone needs to send Panties-are-tearing and Silverman to that terminal for Movie Stars and Hilarious comedians so they can pick up some pointers.
Though I do like the pointers they are sporting in this video.
Can videos be transferred to one's hard-drive for later spanking?
To SOBB:
I have killed for 5 minutes in the rack with Silverman.
The body is mostly decomposed and Sarah still has not rung my dorrbell. Hmmm... maybe the bell is broken?
To Femmeshu (11:26):
I thought the word "ling" was already used by Tantrics to refer to a male dick (or cock for you foreigners).
I have always liked the word schlong but my ex-girlfriend says I am a schlort.
Silverman is one of the few celebrities I don't wish death.
And watch out when I do wish death upon you. Just yesterday I was thinking: "God, I hate this asshole I know out in Denver, and I wish he were dead." Then I find out he chased two burglars with a gun, tripped, and shot himself in the chest. I'm not kidding (he's still alive, but I learned that he also has a tumor). My powers of evil are growing exponentially. I think it's my new avatar.
id fuck hayden heatedly and repeatedly.
id just shoot silverman. that talentless whore.
john19 you can see the part of the VMA's on sarahsilvermanonline.com
observer: i was just making fun of my inability to type. sorry if i offended your sex inhanced breathing practices